Assemble the outcasts.
Isaiah 11 : 1-12
Le 28 Décembre Dernier,
Le Massacre des Saints Innocents,
the Governor of Illinois and his DreadCoatShockTroopers,
burned down the old pastoral orphanage,
Our Lady of the Sawdust,
on the north bank of the Illinois River
across from Starved Rock, but the six orphans
and their two adult guardians escaped
before killed or captured.
A crucial Presidential election year,
the Governor aims to destroy all visible signs
of religion -- from stone to stalk -- and detain the guardians at Rabbits, the lockup inside
Chicago's Jackson Park Presidential Library
and Center for Surgical Reassignment,
then turn the orphans into
androgynous precinct captains.
THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN
Nuttah Chance
Marquis de Rod
Seraphim Goldenrod
Billy the Grid
Auden LeField
Marina Marché
Jill Marie
Sacred Heart McShane
Opus Ray
Marino Royale
Topeka Snow
Sister Arminius Storm
Searing Veils
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Illinois Governor bans the new novel CWTT
by Auden Le Field, 16-year old handicapped fugitive orphan and author, who proposes dividing Illinois into three separate states. Auden's agent, Melissa Brace,
murdered in Chicago.
Jill Marie, eight-year old deaf fugitive orphan and equestrian, can only salvage one seven-second bootleg clip of her new video from the ruins of Studio Sawdust.
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Billy the Grid, 14-year old fugitive orphan
and blind Mongolian savant, devises
THE MAN (THE MA'AM),
providing one square minute of latitude
and longitude anywhere in the world for
your own representative purposes in
HEXODUS and LA HAMPHITHEATRE.
Searing Veils -- 30-year old classical linguist, fetching actress, and artist -- aids and abets the orphans, providing them this gang symbol of their own for safe passage through the south and west sides of Chicago,
and very worst parts of Kane.
When she heard Illinois was collapsing in crime and bankruptcy, Nuttah Chance --
14-year old fugitive orphan and
Princess Warrior of the Moon God -- galloped back to reclaim it for her tribe. However, once lost, she now claimed the entire Mississippi River Valley...and ordered more Dairy Queens.
SHOWDOWN #2
FUGITIVE ORPHANS vs. WASHINGTON D.C.
Opus Ray, ten year old Conquistador
and classical guitarist, could never find
The City of Gold, so Sister Storm suggested
he find just the right location for HEXODUS:
the new Lifeboat Capital of the United States.
Providing august ceremony for Sister Storm's LA HAMPHITHEATRE, 22-year old orphanage guardian and convicted felon Topeka Snow begins arranging a parade ringing the earth.
Seraphim Goldenrod, five-year old fugitive orphan and Gallic mystic, took to the thug life, and now even further identifies with her idol, Joan of Arc, and is kindly writing the
Princess of Wales asking for England's apology for killing this teenage girl
who always said her daily prayers
and went to Mass.
P.S. Get Well Soon, Kate!
Marquis de Rod, 30-year old race car driver and boat designer, paves the way to America's SesterCentennial,
the 250th Anniversary of the
Declaration of Independence.
SHOWDOWN #3
FUGITIVE ORPHANS vs. THE UNITED NATIONS
Mother Superior, Our Lady of the Sawdust, Sister Arminius Storm is replacing the
United Nations by not using nations; rather, an assembly determined by geographic position. Any opposition, she concludes,
certainly won't be united.
36-year old riverboat pilot and riverine merchant, Marina Marché, gushingly presents THE MA'AM (THE MAN): providing one square minute of latitude and longitude anywhere in the world for your own representative purposes in HEXODUS and LA HAMPHITHEATRE.
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Get yourself on the map.
Record your 15 minutes of fame.
Action Adventure Miniseries
Cost: $3.6 million.
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Action Adventure Show
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National Tournament for the
2026 SesterCentenntial.
Cost: $25,000 per State Team
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International Action Adventure Show.
Cost: $360,000 ($1,000 per degree.)
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